Academy of Tacos of Spanish

[The last renewal of this page: July 1, 2007]

This page is somthing that you would never find in another website. Especially, for those who are studying Spanish, this page is very useful, because anything here never comes up in any textbook.

All the things are what I learned, well, I better say that all of friends in the dormitory taught me when I was studying in the University of Valladolid from 1984 to 1985.

It is true that they are bad words and expressions and therefore it is not necesarry for you to learn, but it is better to know them, because I am sure that you will have many opportunities that you listen to them when you have a chance to visit Spain.

The spanish language is rich of expressions. Especially, Tacos is a very tipical part of Spanish. I do not know other language that has so many TACOS as Spanish. Everybody uses them even though a youg lady or a serious gentleman knowing that it is a bad education. Esepcially when people get quarreled, they do it shouting all of Tacos existed.

I have one meory of good example for thinking the usage of Tacos in Spanish. It was after the examination of the University. One of my girlfriend of University was trying to tell me that she had done exam very well, and sehe said "Me han salido de Puta madre!". Well, you might have undrestood that it is better to know it.



1. Tacos (Bad words to insult and hurt people.)

Me cagüen tu puta madre.
Me cagüen la hostia.
Me cagüen diez.
Me cagüen los cojones.
Me cagüen las putas del Maracaná.
Me cagüen Dios y me llevo un ángel.
Me cagüen Dios.
Me cagüen la mar.
Me cagüen sos.
Me cagüen el papel dorado.
Me cagüen la pena negra.

Vete a tomar por culo.
Vete a tomar por saco.

Tonto
Gillipollas
Memo
Idiota
Anormal
Sietemesino
Subnormal de baba.
Corto
Culona
Hijo de perra.
Marcia
Mariposo
Cabrito
Pedante
Subnormal profundo.
Cojinazos
Afeminao
Membrillo
Percebe
Pera
Ñordo
Bobo
Tonto de los cojones.
Mamón
Estúpido
Subnormal
Lelo
Chulo putas.
Calienta pollas.
Hijo de puta.
Cornudo
Maricón
Cabronazo
Sarasa
Ñoño
Calzonazos
Cagaleta
Picha floja.
Gallina
Pedazo de atún.
Repipi
Cagarrio
Pelete
Tonto del culo.
Pijo
Imbécil
Mongolito
Tonto de baba.
Marca playa.
Tetuda
Hijo puta.
Carbón
Mariposa
Cabroncete
Cretino
Bebo la verga.
Pisaverde
Petinetre
Tortillera
Besugo
Cursi
Baboso
Hortera


2. Slangs indecent

PUTA (Prostitute)

Puta, Putón, Putón verbenero, Putorra, Putona, Zorra, Prostituta, Ramera, Meretriz, Cortesana, Chica de vida alégre, Chica de vida fácil, Perra


PENE (Male sexual organ)

Pito, Pene, Polla, Picha, Falo, Palo, Verga, Miembro, pilila, Titina, Pajarito, Rabo, Cola, Pijo, Nabo, Cilindrín


VULVA (Female sexual organ)

Coño, Vagína, Castaña, Chocho, Pocha, Almeja, Conejo, Raja. Chumino, Caverna, Cueva del amor


TETAS (Breast)

Tetas, Pechos, Peras, Orejas, Melones, Domingas, Senos


CULO (Buttock)

Trasero, Ano, Pompis, Posaderas, Glúteos, Cloaca, Agujero negro


HACER EL AMOR (Make love)

[Verb]

Follar, Joder, Fornicar, Acostarse con una tía, Cepillarse a una tía, Beneficiarse a una tía, Pasartela por la piedra, Echar un tatachín, Echar un caliqueño


[Noun]

Coito, Polvo, Polvete, Metesaca, Mete y saca



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